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@chad.boringgg
honest hauls, zero hype
128k followersfollow
same supplier. half the price.
Just the
thing.
We buy essentials from your favourite brand's supplier and sell you the same thing near cost.
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The Silk Pillowcase
$30
yes, we've got fans
“It's the only way to get the highest quality at the lowest prices.”
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I keep waiting for the catch. There isn't one — it's just a very good towel at an honest price.
Replaced my whole linen closet for what I’d have spent on one “nice” set somewhere else.
The box literally just says boringgg on it. My apartment is quietly nicer and nobody knows why.
Blind fluff test with my partner: the $24 towel won. We were both a little annoyed.
First throw blanket I've owned that makes the couch look like an adult lives here.
Slept nine hours and woke up suspicious of how good these sheets actually feel.
we cut the bs
Same quality. Same supplier. Less than half the price.
We go to the manufacturer behind your favourite label and buy almost the same piece — same materials, same patterns, minus the logo. Then we sell it at our cost plus a small markup in exchange for a monthly newsletter subscription and inviting a friend. That's the whole trick.
Import records trace every brand back to its supplier.ask chatgpt
your favourite brand$180
materials + labor$42
brand margin$46
wholesale markup$50
marketing + retail$42
boringgg$53
the same piece · our cost$42
our markup$11
— everything else, removed —
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Same supplier.
02
No logo tax.
03
Cost + a little.
Members pay even less. Membership is free — sign up and your markup falls from 50% to 25%, forever. No fee, no catch.
our ambassadors
No LeBron. No Kendall Jenner. Just lower prices.
We don't pay LeBron. We didn't pay Kendall either. Our creators are 100% boring AI — so every dollar a celebrity would've cost goes straight back into your price. Follow along.
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@karen.boringgg
what's actually in the box
86k followersfollow
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@paul.boringgg
we show you the receipt
214k followersfollow
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@becky.boringgg
supplier vs. brand, side by side
57k followersfollow
about
Proudly boring.
We started boringgg because the gap between what good things cost to make and what they're sold for got embarrassing. Same suppliers, same materials — minus the marketing tax, the wholesale middleman, and the seasonal sale. What's left is our cost plus a small markup.
transparent pricing
same specs
straight from the supplier
faq
Questions.
How are your prices so low?
We go straight to the supplier your favourite brand uses, buy the same piece, and sell it at our cost plus a small markup — 50% as a guest, 25% as a member. No retail markup, no wholesale middleman, no logo tax.
What does 'cost + 50%' actually mean?
It’s our landed cost — materials, labour, fulfillment — multiplied by 1.5. We publish that cost on every product page so you can see what each markup gets you. Members pay cost × 1.25.
Is membership really free?
Yes. No fee, no subscription, no card on file. You sign up with your email and invite one friend along by phone — we text them a member link too. That’s the deal.
Why do you need a friend's phone number?
Word of mouth is how we replace the marketing budget. Every member brings one — just the one — so the catalogue stays small and the price stays low.
Do you run sales?
No. The price is the price. Running a sale would just be admitting it was overpriced the rest of the year.
How do returns work?
30 days, full refund, no questions. The return label comes with your order confirmation.